You know how some movies take ages to get to the point. How some horror movies build up very slowly just to reach an 'oke' ending with some gory effects.. The Taint has none of that. We jump right into it. Decapitated squirrels, bashed in faces, legs getting torn off, burning people alive, taking a shit in your pants, having a massive cumshot and after that we just blow out some brains. How far are we in? Barely 10 minutes, oh my god..
Normally I am the one to jizz my pants when I see something weird and cool at the same time, but Drew Bolduc changed the roles. The story revolves around dicks, which will be shown a lot. But how could thát ever be a good thing, you might wonder. Well, they get blown into pieces. YES! Dicks are getting blown the fuck up. How's that for a dramatic edge.
It's well written, though it doesn't have the most cutting edge editing. It's not something I could worry about at this point. This film makes Justin Bieber's haircut look normal, it makes you want to eat squirrel meat and above it all: it makes you shiver in a unique way. Who gave birth to the person that came up with all of this? Mind blowing, I'm telling ya.
soundtrack, best I've heard in years.